if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
