I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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