i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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