You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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