So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
God, I missed his penis.
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