just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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