The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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