Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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