feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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