Grow some girl-balls and come out already
either way he was missing a nipple.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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