Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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