It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
COCAINE IS GR8
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