I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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