what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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