just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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