your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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