When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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