I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
