tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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