i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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