So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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