please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
