Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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