this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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