I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
