that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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