using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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