There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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