It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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