we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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