I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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