Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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