I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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