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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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