Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
