You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just fell off a train. Bad.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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