Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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