Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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