omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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