Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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