doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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