i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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