its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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