ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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