That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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