did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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