My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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