Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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