i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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