Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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