I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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