i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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