Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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