That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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