There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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